Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Revelation!

After a couple weeks in Italy and some strong soul searching, I have come to a decision that was VERY hard to make, my young friends.....

I am an old man. As I was repairing the time machine after my most recent adventures, I truly realized this. While I can play with the wheel of time, spinning it forward and back, I cannot change my place. I add years to my life as do for any chap...even though,at times, I have slowed the process. Perhaps I should have never meddled with that New Accelerator....that did shave a few years off. But I believe you all understand this.....I am an old man.

That said, I am a young man. At heart...in the pants...in the bar...at a swanky cocktail party...I am a young man. I am having the time of my life, I have a strong pimp hand and, clearly, a fine following here and at other sites. I am surrounded by friends, old and new (nod to the Head) and things are only getting better! I am the oldest young man you have ever met!

That said...I cannot continue my run for president. Frankly, it will kill my pimpin' lifestyle and I calculate I will have to cut my drinking by AT LEAST half.....these things I cannot do.

Head, I am sorry, but I think you will agree with my reasons listed. We don't need the headache.

Instead, we can make change and influence our governments and power-brokers through time travel and boozing.....

Just Kidding, People!

Do you think I would honestly drop out of this race?? NEVER!!

I am the only candidate that has it goin' on! Bush, horrid! Kerry, better...but awful!

....and Nader....well......um.......wait one moment. Nader is running... again? BAH! Rubbish!

These past few weeks I have been out on the campaign trail in the mid-west ( you know, the "flyover" states) Let me say, these bloody fools know nothing! Ooops.....

I mean....the midwesterners are some of the finest people in this country. They are the farmers and the farmers-daughters. Just the other day, I was in the loft of a bar getting a "tour" from on particular young lady....well, I'm rambling here......

November 2nd is Tuesday of next week....I EXPECT YOUR VOTE.....damn, did it again.....

I NEED YOUR VOTES, MY FRIENDS!

In the event that you are coming into this race late, I urge you to go back and read the past few months of posts....

WELLS / HEAD 04

Are you still with me!!!?!!

.....I certainly hope so! Otherwise I'm rather screwed, aren't I......


4 Comments:

Blogger The Head said...

Christ man, where were you? We needed a last ditch campaign bonanza and you were abroad?

3:35 PM  
Blogger The Head said...

Why hast thou forsaken us?

6:21 AM  
Blogger madgirl said...

hey you :))

just wanted to thank you for droppin by to see me and that. hope you have some of that groovy relaxation thing happenin today :)

take care of you.

6:24 PM  
Blogger Willie said...

When did they do all this? Last I checked was a week ago. Payday Loans Cash Advance

12:34 AM  

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