Wednesday, October 27, 2004


After a couple weeks in Italy and some strong soul searching, I have come to a decision that was VERY hard to make, my young friends.....

I am an old man. As I was repairing the time machine after my most recent adventures, I truly realized this. While I can play with the wheel of time, spinning it forward and back, I cannot change my place. I add years to my life as do for any chap...even though,at times, I have slowed the process. Perhaps I should have never meddled with that New Accelerator....that did shave a few years off. But I believe you all understand this.....I am an old man.

That said, I am a young man. At the the a swanky cocktail party...I am a young man. I am having the time of my life, I have a strong pimp hand and, clearly, a fine following here and at other sites. I am surrounded by friends, old and new (nod to the Head) and things are only getting better! I am the oldest young man you have ever met!

That said...I cannot continue my run for president. Frankly, it will kill my pimpin' lifestyle and I calculate I will have to cut my drinking by AT LEAST half.....these things I cannot do.

Head, I am sorry, but I think you will agree with my reasons listed. We don't need the headache.

Instead, we can make change and influence our governments and power-brokers through time travel and boozing.....

Just Kidding, People!

Do you think I would honestly drop out of this race?? NEVER!!

I am the only candidate that has it goin' on! Bush, horrid! Kerry, better...but awful!

....and one moment. Nader is running... again? BAH! Rubbish!

These past few weeks I have been out on the campaign trail in the mid-west ( you know, the "flyover" states) Let me say, these bloody fools know nothing! Ooops.....

I mean....the midwesterners are some of the finest people in this country. They are the farmers and the farmers-daughters. Just the other day, I was in the loft of a bar getting a "tour" from on particular young lady....well, I'm rambling here......

November 2nd is Tuesday of next week....I EXPECT YOUR VOTE.....damn, did it again.....


In the event that you are coming into this race late, I urge you to go back and read the past few months of posts....


Are you still with me!!!?!!

.....I certainly hope so! Otherwise I'm rather screwed, aren't I......


Blogger The Head said...

Christ man, where were you? We needed a last ditch campaign bonanza and you were abroad?

3:35 PM  
Blogger The Head said...

Why hast thou forsaken us?

6:21 AM  
Blogger madgirl said...

hey you :))

just wanted to thank you for droppin by to see me and that. hope you have some of that groovy relaxation thing happenin today :)

take care of you.

6:24 PM  
Blogger Willie said...

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12:34 AM  

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