Wednesday, November 17, 2004

In response...

So, you are all asking yourselves

"Why does Wellsy pop up and post some thoughts, and then disappear for days or weeks on end?"

and

"He used to post so frequently, what happened?"

The answer to this is....THIS BLOODY BLOGGER IS DRIVING ME MAD!!

I have written post after post for your enjoyment, only to find them GONE upon "publishing".

THIS is media censorship on the part of the Bush administration.

They will not tolerate my words of dissent.

All I will say to that is....FINE, GEORGE! YOU ARE DOING A PERFECT JOB OF BOTCHING THE WHOLE LOT WITHOUT MY TAUNTING!!

Russia is making a comeback, Rice replaces Powell, Highschool shootings, Iran is getting riled up,FCC forced to make a ruling on some tart in a towel...only because they have set silly standards, ilegal immigrants to be legalized and K-mart and Sears joing up for more outsourcing (to ensure jobs for all those illegals.....er....well.....you see....hmmm. damn.)

I have ladies to attend to......beg pardon.



Friday, November 12, 2004

Recent Events

Hello, good people.

Let me begin by apologizing for the election and it's outcome. I have considered taking a trip to change the results, but alas fiddling with time can be a dangerous thing. Of course, you've seen me make a change here or there, change the outcome of a poorly executed pick-up line...something of that sort, but world politics is far more sensitive than the feelings of some bar crawling harlot. So changing the election is right out.
I'm quite excited to see what happens in the next four years.....but then again, I can leave and enjoy life in another place and time. You, my dearies, are quite screwed under the rule of the blubbering King Bush. After all of that 51% of you Americans STILL voted for the anti-science, anti-women's rights, anti-education, anti-environment, anti-"anything that don't come to me in a prayer or from God directly"....I could certainly go on, but it would end in us all crying and throwing up.

So, you had your chance America and YOU ROYALLY FUCKED UP!

Good luck with the village idiot as your President, AGAIN!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't mean to suddenly turn on all of you....but I am SHOCKED that 51% of you are Bible thumpers completely blind to the world around you...by choice.

Please make no mistake! I am religious myself, but this Bush chap is the Christian version of bin Laden! You Americans are all seup to have his bunch of religious extremeists run your country straight into a mess of religious wars and eventually leave you with nothing but a smoking, blackened crater where the USA once stood.

MARK MY WORDS! BUSH IS ALREADY SETTING IT UP FOR 2008. EITHER:

CHENEY WILL RESIGN IN 2 YEARS AND THEY WILL BRING IN A REPLACEMENT - WHO WILL THEN BE SHOPPED FOR THE 2008 PRESIDENCY.
OR
THE ELECTION WILL BE RIGGED...FOR A THIRD TIME.
(BECAUSE, LETS BE HONEST, NON OF YOU ACTUALLY VOTED FOR HIM!)

I have a bit more to say on this subject...but at the moment I am pressed for time.

Also, I have spend a substancial amount of time away from this blog recently, and I apologize for this...but I assure you, the story is worth reading.

I will post more as soon as my obligations release me!!