Oh Dear....

Friends,

The day of my beautiful written works being thrown to the world as a HORRIBLE Hollywood "Summer Blockbuster" grows more near by the hour....


....and that bloody-awful Tom Cruise just gets crazier and crazier.



I can only hope that this will cause the film to flop and I can avoid the treacherous public appearances!

Either way, I had Katie Holmes LONG before Tom ever considered....what am I talking about, HE'S GAY!!

Oh, Katie....you foolish little trollop! Batman Begins? ...what were you thinking!