Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Tom Cruise

CAN SUCK MY TALLYWACKER!

HE CAN KISS MY GENTLEMANLY BUTTOX!

REALLY....YOU CAN TOM! I'LL ACTUALLY LET YOU DO IT.

I'M GLAD YOUR SHITTY RENDITION OF MY FILM FLOPPED...

AND FURTHERMORE, I'M GLAD THAT LITTLE SLUT KATIE HOLMES GOT MIXED UP WITH YOU....WHY?

BECAUSE ANY INVESTIGATOR WORTH HIS SALT KNOWS THAT KATIE WAS MESSING AROUND WITH SOME YOUNG MAN OVERSEAS SHORTLY BEFORE BECOMING ALLIGNED WITH YOU.....

....YES, JUST LONG ENOUGH AGO THAT THIS YOUNG MAN COULD BE THE FATHER OF THAT CHILD SHE CARRIES BEHIND HER PUFFY PINK DOODLEBOX (?) MMMM PUFFY PINK DOODLEBOX - NO! I WILL NOT BE DISTRACTED!

YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER OF THAT CHILD, MR. CRUISE - ADMIT IT!.....IT HAS ALREADY BEEN SHOW THAT YOU DID NOT FATHER CHILDREN WITH NICOLE OR THAT OTHER DINK YOU MARRIED BEFORE THAT...MIMI SOMETHING?

THOSE CHILDREN WERE ADOPTED! WE ALL KNOW IT!

SO KATIE HOLMES WILL BE THE HETEROSEXUAL DOWNFALL OF YOU MISTER CRUISE....BECAUSE ONCE THIS IS ALL OVER....IT WILL GET OUT THAT THAT SPAWN IS NOT YOURS....

AND THEN YOU WILL BE FORCE TO GROVEL FOR PENNIES AND PENIS.

My word....where did THAT come from? I agree with the content...the form leaves a little to be desired......and groveling for pennies and penis? Hmmmm.....that's gross.

Tom call me when you are ready to kiss my wrinkled ass bag.

It's the Tits!

I have not been here since September? Could this be POSSIBLE?

Well, I can not say that anything has happened in the long interm period between then and now. I have really done nothing over these past few months...perhaps even all year.

It seems my passion for things such as blogging, getting (as you youngsters call it) "bombed" and having a dainty persian girl wearing traditional garb and spike heels stand on my scrotum while I lick whipped cream from her sister's ample busom as the smell of warm apple pie rises up from the bedside, I am wearing my favorite robe, the one with the leafy pattern, the girls look knowingly at each other as I reach into the nightstand drawer and produce a tube of almond paste, an instant camera and a small tacking hammer....good God, I've distracted myself from the point here. Ah yes, these things that started my year off with a figurative "bang" seem to have wandered from my interests....

I really should not have posted this....it makes me seem like a sad old man.

>sigh< style="font-weight: bold;">FOR I HAVE A PLAN GOING INTO THE YEAR 2006!

LOOK OUT PEOPLE......

MISTER WELLS HAS RETURNED!!

Provided I don't have any flare ups with those "sores"....